The Cabal has been performing long-form, Chicago-style improvisational theater in Philadelphia for the past six years. The Cabal is not a cult or secret organization. It has never participated in overthrowing any government. It does not pass coded information on to clandestine operatives posing as audience members. It has not worked under the following aliases in the past: Next Line Improv, Next Line Comedy Theater, Professor Junot von Tiege.

The Cabal had no part in the assassination of Jose Hector Martinez-Goldberg in Prague on September 19, 1997.

The Cabal is: Chris Welsh, Jessica Wyant, Rick Horner, Jennifer Toner, Dennis DiClaudio, Automated Humor-Simulationbot 102(H5g)